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Sunday, September 03, 2006

playoffs

Also, the Cutters have earned a second place seed in the playoffs.

The boys are doing well, uh-huh.

Cutter's update

I have no idea what happened to Jeff Mayo. Unlike the last game I went to, when he was not on the website roster but I saw him in person, this time I did not see him at all. The team is now less hot than before.

Also because Matt Hackney is no longer the starting catcher, I believe. Or maybe it was his day off, I'm not sure. Either way, he is wearing his pants in a much looser fasion, and that perfect ass is now less-defined. However, the starter, 16 "Sandy", had tight pants on, and looked good. Not "Hackney" good, but good. Maybe whoever starts gets to wear the tight pants.

17 is still there. I think 30 might have been a different person in the other games, but now he's Doug Vroman. Still nice to look at. And I thought I saw 15 Stawarz warming up in the bullpen/playscape, but he never came out.

3/21, all the way. They were hugging and 21 was molesting 3 after the game (which the Cutters won.)

I would like to assure Haley, because I know she's concerned, there was no horseplay in the FunZone, and, consequently, no ejaculation in said FunZone.

Friday, July 21, 2006

I am having a minor problem in that Cutters catcher and general hotass JEFF MAYO #13 is no longer listed on their site as being on the roster.

However, I could find no articles about him having been traded, and I know from having seen him in person that he was with the team as of July 3. No articles past, or before for that matter, mention the trade or release of ANY player, so I must assume he is still there. There is another catcher listed in his place.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

JOSE DELGADO = #4

The Cutters are too cool for life.

In conclusion: MATT HACKNEY

MaHAAAAAAAH!!!!! I was right...



delgado,-a adj thin, slender.

As written in the _VOX Compact Spanish and English Dictionary, Second Edition_
published in '94 by NTC Publishing Group
toward middle of right column on page 85 of the Spanish-English section



Once again, I can safely say that #4, Jose Delgado has an unfortunate name.
I forget his number, but someone's last name is Encarnación, which means "incarnation." (If one looks in the English-Spanish section under "incarnation;" it isn't in the Spanish-Engliah section)

Maybe we were wrong. He's Jesus, Chas Terni is just a decoy... maybe... es posible.